After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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