Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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