if you like me you must not know who I am
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Randomize
