school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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