Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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