real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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