Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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