yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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