she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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