Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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