Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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