just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm too high and old for this...
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