Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
