Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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