I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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