did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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