so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
nutella sex= disaster
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
