marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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