Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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