Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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