Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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