Define "chronic" masturbator.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Randomize
