I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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