Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
