Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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