do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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