Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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