Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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