Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You took a bar mat shot.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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