we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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