do herpes really smell.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
