he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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