I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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