apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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