Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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