I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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