Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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