I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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