I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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