ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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