My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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