Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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