ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just made out with a guy for $7.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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