I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
