seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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