Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
