I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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