I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
no. you can't hotbox the world.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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