Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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