I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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