Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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