Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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