New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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