Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize