guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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