YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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